Still the most amazing video of the day, with or without commentary.

(via theatlantic)

My friend is a grad student/teacher

  • Student: "I'm having a rough morning because my roommate is mad at me because I brought a guy home last night."
  • Friend/teacher: "Well maybe do something nice for her?"
  • Student: "Yeah, like help get her laid."
  • Friend/teacher (out loud): "I was thinking cookies."

Tags: damn gurl

propagandery:

Planetarium Watch tells the time and shows the movements of the solar system, all for just $245,000.
The Midnight Planétarium is an incredible feat of engineering, design and artistic craftsmanship. Besides showing the time, this watch also accurately displays the movement of 6 planets in our solar system as they orbit the Sun.
The watch took 396 pieces and 3 whole years of work to complete.
(via This Astronomical Watch Accurately Shows The Solar System’s Movements On Your Wrist | Bored Panda)

WANT

propagandery:

Planetarium Watch tells the time and shows the movements of the solar system, all for just $245,000.

The Midnight Planétarium is an incredible feat of engineering, design and artistic craftsmanship. Besides showing the time, this watch also accurately displays the movement of 6 planets in our solar system as they orbit the Sun.

The watch took 396 pieces and 3 whole years of work to complete.

(via This Astronomical Watch Accurately Shows The Solar System’s Movements On Your Wrist | Bored Panda)

WANT

(via itsfullofstars)

Tags: want

"I’m Michael Sam. I’m a college graduate. I’m African-American. And I’m gay."

Top college football star and NFL prospect Michael Sam comes out in an interview with ESPN. (via inothernews)

bdannatime:

$4.29 for a SMALL pumpkin pie latte? You better damn-we’ll draw a jack-o-lantern in the foam.

bdannatime:

$4.29 for a SMALL pumpkin pie latte? You better damn-we’ll draw a jack-o-lantern in the foam.

The best.

The best.

(Source: brooklynmutt)

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Jim. We still miss you.

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Jim. We still miss you.

sesamestreet:

Because every website could use a little more Cookie Monster.

Everyone should do this.

mcnamee:

Vladamir Putin Fitspo

Another hit from McNamee

evangotlib:

funnyordie:

It’s Not Porn

Actors book their first major roles in Los Angeles.

This is fucking hilarious.