December 2009
27 posts
“[Regarding New Years Resolutions]
Stop Drinking
Who Tries This: Idiots
Why It...”
– Nine New Year’s Resolutions That Are Bound to Fail - new year’s eve - Gawker
RIPphone
Neal: way to destroy your phone
me: i dont remember what i did
Neal: threw it
Neal: you threw it
I knew it.
dad: ...We are such FB buddies, [your mom] and I.
me: wait what?
me: no you're not
dad: oh we talk about you all the time
me: yeah
me: sure thing
dad: you never knew the secret plans we hatch to make your life miserable.
dad: revenge of the parents it is called
me: well I have been enacting my secret plan to ruin your lives since the day I was born
Zip Codes I have Known
josh:
20109
20110
22904
11206
90066
91750
91604
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aren’t you leaving out a summer spent in the lovely 10003?
What do the girls on survivor do when they get...
ohyeahfacts:
The women on Survivor do have tampons, which are in a shared medical box (along with contact lenses and prescription medication).
Awkwardly asked by tinybirds
I feel like the more obvious answer here is: survive.
“But an artificial intelligence? It is still an open question. In 1978, Dr....”
– Essay - A Stanford Reunion - Artificial Intelligence’s Early Years - NYTimes.com
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me: if i loved you anymore it would be illegal
nina: not in massachusetts!
me: and thank god for that
