A photo of Rupert Murdoch gawking at the Central Park Zoo’s escaped Peacock
Does that mean WCBS TV, Channel 2 in New York City — whose microwave truck is parked on the street, next to Murdoch — totally missed an exclusive interview?
WCBS TV REPORTER: Rupert, can we ask for your thoughts on the peacock?
MURDOCH: I’m sure it’s the most humble day of his life.
REPORTER: What?
MURDOCH: I had no knowledge that he was going to escape and land on that ledge.
REPORTER: Um, that’s not what we were asking —
MURDOCH: I’d like to attach a camera to that bird.
REPORTER: Why?
MURDOCH: It’d make a perfect television network.
REPOTER: What?
MURDOCH: I’d call it “Bird Sky Bird.” (Beat.) Get it?
REPORTER: Wakka wakka.
Sorry Rupert, the Peacock network will not be yours!!